Roof Related Puns

A list of puns related to roofing.

Roof related puns. They say they have just the guy for the job and he ll be over in half an hour. They really raised the roof. Building puns ceiling puns thatch puns tile puns cover puns dome puns eaves puns slate puns housetop puns protective cover puns sunroof puns shelter puns rain puns snow puns hood puns vault puns canopy puns gable puns house puns chimney puns. A man was mending his roof when suddenly an elderly messy man showed up on his lawn yelling to him sir would you get down please.

In a few horrific instances he repackaged it as food products. Sometimes he would name it a different product entirely. After half an hour a white van pulls up to the house. Why did the roofer have to go to the dentist.

The roofing industry sees an annual revenue of 36 billion a year. Because he had a bad case of shingles. My mate s chimney sweeping business is going well. A hardtop is a rigid car roof.

See more ideas about roofing jokes roof quotes. With the median annual wage of 36 000 employment for this industry has been showing an 18 growth. The man not wanting to have to climb down and up the ladder again yelled back what s the matter sir. As in hardtop as a rock and hardtop as iron and be hardtop put to and fallen on hardtop times.

Went to a party with a construction team the other week. Revenue last year in the roofing industry saw a 5 growth and does not require any formal training or education to enter into. Performance is going through the roof. What is fallen debris from the edge of the roof called.

Here are related puns. He couldn t stop biting his nails. Apr 7 2015 explore matt martoccio s board roofing jokes and quotes on pinterest. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.

There once was a man who would buy tons of buckets of roofing sealant change the label then resell them. What is it that keeps roofing teams together. Roof gravel shake awning brick tile masonry plywood roofing thatch plaster sign signboard thatched sod smock flimsy shacks windmill undulating roofs linoleum dunes chine bungalow stilts gazebo serpentine huts driftwood hammock flats pavement wallpaper muddy stately cutt sand curtains shack carpeting earthen flooring peeling lush limestone turquoise patio bamboo mud. A man hears a thumping on his roof goes outside to look and she s a guerilla on his roof he calls animal control and says he has a gorilla on his roof.